Friday, March 25, 2011

Things Women Want Husbands To Remember

It is true that “Woman listens 50%, understands 20% but speaks 200%”. Though being a woman myself is not a very good idea to agree to something like this still truth cannot be denied. Now, when it comes to men, I feel at times and I am sure many of you will agree that they hardly listen to anything but still understand it all. Well, the fact is they don’t understand but pretend to understand it all. This is the most pissing off nature they possess. Consequently, they do not remember anything on this earth except, the lingerie the slim girl wears on that TV commercial or the last time his wife said “I am in a dirty mood today :P...so should we....”

Here are a few things which can help married men on earth to manage their married life. Remember, your lady doesn’t want much in life. Trivial things matter for her may be merely, you calling her ‘girl’ even if she is 35 can turn her on.....

Commitment
Did you promise her a dinner on this weekend? Or did you promise her you would accompany her to her favourite uncle’s place? Remember, these things may not be important for you but are really close to her heart. She already made plans on Monday for Friday evening regarding what she will wear, which hair clip she will wear and which clutch she will carry. So, if she comes to know that you don’t remember anything on Thursday, be prepared for her bonkers look and dare not say “This is called Shaadi (marriage).”

Food and Beverages
Remember the last time you went to eat out and she told you that she loved Pineapple raita with Butter Naan and Chicken. The reason for telling was not that you should also start loving it. It was told so that next time when you are out, you should order it for her. For a woman, these small things matter a lot as they show her how much you care and respect her taste. Believe me, that a time will come when you yourself will not be able to have Butter Naan and Chicken without Pineapple raita and things will become easy for you and lovable for her.
The best thing in woman is that even if you do something for her repeatedly, she falls in love with you repeatedly, On the contrary, for you guys, it may become a developed ‘habit or duty’. So, remember to order Virgin Mojito if she loves it with KFC’s luscious chicken.

Appraisal
There may be a norm of yearly or half yearly appraisals in your office, however, your wife needs it monthly. Do not forget to do that on one of those Saturday nights. The venue is your bedroom with mute TV which may help her if she is pointed out for something negative. Remember, that shouting on her may not be the only solution. Appraisal with her means you would start with all good things she has done for your family. It is her duty to satisfy your parents and keep them happy but still she wants to be appreciated right from the beginning, the day she came in her dad’s hands. So, she is a princess in her own way and thus working at home may not be her cup of tea always (especially if she is working).

Thereafter, once she becomes happy with the good stuff, telling negatives in a sandwiched manner may help her accept your blames in a positive way.

There may be a lot more. But let me know if you like the post so that we can discuss more. However, I feel for you guys too. So, soon the post will be about “Things men want from their Wives :P, though not much.

Monday, March 14, 2011

Is this is Something that we Call ‘Shaadi’?

I remember the last time he said “This is what they call ‘Marriage’”.

He often says that he wonders why people in Indian society consider marriage as a liability and burden where we both have united to share the happiness and sorrows. At the same time he defends the idea of wedding being a curse in life as the freedom of man gets lost in fulfilling his responsibilities.

Last time when he believed that his friends were right was when I merely asked him to stay on with me as it was Saturday and I wanted his presence after a daylong journey to oblige someone from his family only.

I am broken, I am lost, I am mutilated when I hear these words “My friends are right. This is what we call ‘Shaadi’ or rather they call. This is not what I came into his life for. My problem is that I want him to be with me. That is it.
Well, its not that he doesn’t give me attention. It is not that he does not spend time with me. It is only that in that new world (which is now 2 years old), there is no one who can give the calmness to my soul and this is the reason I yearn for his presence every now and then. May be because I cannot move out, hang around or have a pint of beer standing on the streets with my friends and smoke away the grudges of my life and all these Indian relationships I keep on worrying for.

And thereafter he returns with same stunning smile and an expression of apology on his face when I have also been thinking for 4 hours “This is what they call ‘Marriage’”.

The week starts with bafflement of satisfying my inner self till the next weekend and the same old story begins again. I want pleasure, I want him, I want something that he does not know or may be I also do not know.
The only thing I want is "To Be With Him" and believe “this is Something that we Call ‘Shaadi’”........

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

I Need Someone Today

Someone too close to my heart
Someone too far from my eyes
Someone too soothing to my blood
Someone too seducing to my senses
I need someone today

Someone who cares for me
Someone who lives for me
Someone who needs me too
Someone who is deficient without me
I need someone today

Someone who can make me feel better
Someone who can gather if I shatter
Someone who can hold me tight
Someone who heels me at one sight
I need someone today

Thursday, March 3, 2011

No One Can Understand my Dreams

Immense emotions are surrounding,
Deep sorrows are propounding
Somewhere someone screams
No One Can Understand my Dreams

Heart feels but cannot complain
All hints go in vain;
World is empty, it seams,
No One Can Understand my Dreams

Passions arise and calm down,
Who cares who I am from which town?
Everything settles, blue or green
No One Can Understand my Dreams

The angel of my life hides,
He is also lost at the time of tides;
Then how should I feel what he means
No One Can Understand my Dreams

Dear ones sit and go
Trees, flowers, sky left to know
Because only they lack routines
No One Can Understand my Dreams

Simply the grief ends with tears
No one to see my sheers
Eyes filled up with past scenes
No One Can Understand my Dreams